Wednesday, May 5, 2010

BEWARE OF COPYWRITERS, BECAUSE...

  • They’re good at saying 1 thing in 101 different ways.
  • They can make deadlines totally lifeless.
  • They’re superb in making you feel special; they’re outstanding in making you think you’re the only one who stands out of a crowd of people who think alike.
  • They’re able to make Blackberry users think BB Messenger is exclusively far-off better than the more flexible, widely-used Yahoo Messenger.
  • They’re talented in making you believe Coca Cola tastes better than Pepsi (a market research made for fun came off with big Coca Cola fans loving the Pepsi that had been poured earlier into Coca Cola-branded carton cups without their knowledge).
  • They’re superior at making inferior products/services perceived as superior, and vice versa.
  • They’re great at stirring your emotions.
  • They’re talented at making fiction representing reality in an accurate way.
  • They’re excellent at twisting the logic.
  • They’re capable of tossing and turning words to downgrade or otherwise upgrade things.
  • They’re the cocks of the walk when it comes to making inveterate movie-goers out of home-grown geeks.
  • They’re able to flatter without any intention, and give out gifts with no pretention whatsoever.
  • They like to praise (usually by means of prose or poetry), fall in love with, or worship the beauty of their opposite sex only to constantly nurture their creative mindset.

Beware of ANTO DWIASTORO.

He’s a copywriter and especially good at making you buy these.©

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